Thou Mayest...

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize, it wasn’t his hot coffee. So, the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via callmebigred)

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

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Don’t change for anyone, and don’t apologise be yourself.

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deanthemonsterhunter:

dreamingdusk:

“men can’t be raped!”

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“men always want sex!”

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“men can always defend themselves!”

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“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

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“men are inherently sexist!”

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“men are-“

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“men-“

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“m-“

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER

THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR

THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS

BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST

MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.

(Source: chelle-the-zbornak-queen, via staticandsilence)

reasonsnotbeanidiot:

I keep having dreams of things I need to doAnd waking up but not following throughBut it feels like I haven’t slept at allWhen I wake to a silence and she’s facing the wallPosters of Dylan and of HemingwayAn antique compass for a sailor’s escapeShe says you just can’t live this wayAnd I close my eyes and I never sayI’m still having dreams
-I am Disappeared, Frank Turner

reasonsnotbeanidiot:

I keep having dreams of things I need to do
And waking up but not following through
But it feels like I haven’t slept at all
When I wake to a silence and she’s facing the wall
Posters of Dylan and of Hemingway
An antique compass for a sailor’s escape
She says you just can’t live this way
And I close my eyes and I never say
I’m still having dreams

-I am Disappeared, Frank Turner

(via franksaysblog)

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

No, but for reals this is kinda what the word “lunatic” means. The Latin word “lunaticus” originally meant someone whose madness was caused by the moon (literally “moonstruck”). Throughout the middle ages people believed the moon was responsible for loads of shitty illnesses like bi-polar disorders, rheumatism and epilepsy. Basically anyone who had any of these diseases was a “lunatic”. It eventually grew to refer to anyone who displayed any kind of outlandish or “mad” behaviour. Just like this, a crazy “obsession” is lunacy.

I fucking love language.

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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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salemexplainsitall:

It was 30 years ago today that the Breakfast Club met for detention 

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